WHY DO...
- all bus drivers have huge asses*? *well all the ones I've seen @ UT
- people always have to go inside before letting people out e.g. elevators, buses, doors, etc
- jean sizes 18+ and 40+ waist have a "slim" fit?
- stupid people have the most to say?
- we have automatic flushers, sinks, soap dispensers, and paper towel dispensers, but not an automatic door?
- people not know how to say "please" and "thank you" anymore?
- Asians always promote peace in pictures?
- people always sit at the end of rows instead of moving to the middle?
Do they really want crotch or ass in their face that bad? - people always have group conversations in the middle of a high traffic walking areas? i.e. in the middle of hallways, sidewalks, etc
- receptionists wear scrubs?
- people with bad breath always talk so close to your face?
- people sniff around when someone says, "eww..gross...what's that smell?"
- you have to give an excuse to bums if you don't give them money?
- adults still not understand the difference between "your" and "you're?"
- blind people wear sunglasses, but deaf people don't wear ear muffs?
- dyslexic crossed-eyed people can read straight?
- anyone reads the directions on shampoo bottles?
- elevators smell different to midgets?
- Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp?"
4 comments:
oout of ur league hahahaha margot
i ask myself these questions every morning. i can only answer the last thing - there is an s in lisp because it's freaking hilarious :)
I always read the directions to the shampoo!
Stupid people talk the most to hopefully cover up their lack of intelligence. Doesn't really work. I always read the directions on the shampoo bottle...I think for fear of them changing ha ha ~ash~
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